| Movie Name | Mastiii 4 |
| Release Date | 21 November 2025 |
| Producer | Indra Kumar, S K Ahluwalia, Ashok Thakeria, and Gaurav Bavdankar |
| Cast | Riteish Deshmukh · Amar Saxena ; Vivek Oberoi · Meet Mehta ; Aftab Shivdasani · Prem Chawla ; Elnaaz Norouzi · Bindiya Saxena ; Shreya Sharma. |
| Review | 2/5 |
I’m coming back from watching a film where the actors, after returning home, could make a full-fledged thriller about how they manage to make eye contact with the rest of the family. It might take you a while to name the best film of 2025, but if you have to choose the worst, the answer will be known in 0.0001 seconds.
I saw Masti 4 and booked the entire theater for myself. Just kidding, who else has such bad luck? Who would wake up at 7:00 in the morning to watch this? Believe it or not, the Masti franchise, from where it all began, its first film, is still top-quality cinema. A truly comedy-tragedy, and some amazing music. People truly learned a lot from this film. Even today, each scene is eye-opening.
But calling the films that have come out since then a film would be an insult to the word film. Anyone who sees them with their eyes won’t just close their eyes. The real fools, after all, are those of us who are buying tickets for this film.
Whereas you should buy a hunter, and that too with iron nails. So perhaps there’s no need to explain. If you’re really thinking of watching the film, it’s 18.
plus. There’s an adult certificate. You’ll also need to save a doctor’s number in your phone. Again, the film is about three people who are fed up with married life. That’s why they’ve lost their way. They’ve given up their home-cooked dal and have fallen for the chowmein outside. Munna Bhaiya himself comes to fix these people, bringing with him an idea that will destroy both their homes and their faces in real life.
What is a love visa? It would be better if I don’t explain, but if there’s work to be done, you have to do it. In name only, a visa means the freedom to travel to another country. The makers have simply replaced country with wife. Husband and wife, separated from each other for seven days, do whatever you want. It’s nonsense. Go Simran’s husband, go and live your life.
Not only that, the film also gives shape to all these obscene thoughts that are coming to your mind, with some faces who are not even actors in films. Which is worse, the heroine’s expressions or her clothes? This could be a heated discussion. Then the same formula will follow: the husband’s
CHUT YA will be cut short. But the wives will get a second chance, which will anger the husband and he will plan to stop the love visa. But what you don’t know is that one of the worst actors in the history of Indian cinema is about to make your mind sing. Repeating it three times is the rule in their house.
Look, I understood if I couldn’t bear even a 3-minute trailer, what would happen in a 3-hour film, but I had no idea it would be so bad. Let’s start with the film’s dialogue: whoever wrote these should suffer the same fate as the one who built the Taj Mahal. But the actors who, despite reading these, willingly agreed to work in this film should be shown this film eight times in 24 hours, back-to-back.
Third, “shame” is too small a word, but anyone who lets such cinema escape from their minds should bang their head against a wall four or five times. If they get treatment, fine, otherwise they’ll have to see a witch doctor. They’ve made a film that’s a cheap, disgusting, double-meaning film that forces you to clean your eyes with a harp and insert earplugs into your ears. Why, brother, Censor Board? You hate the word “adult” anyway.
Who would tolerate these words that are making you vomit blood? I shouldn’t say it, but I really enjoyed it. The entire theater was empty because this isn’t a movie that should be released in a theater. Its rightful place is in a home bathroom.
500 stars out of five. You made me miss my hot tea early in the morning. Instead, you made me drink poison. A curse, a curse. Take care. Bye-bye.
